Best Random Quotes Ever!
Just some quotes that I love to death and make me smile when I'm having a hard day. Some are very clever and witty, and other's are just. . .random.
"You don't need a machine to make a rainbow for rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and chocolate unicorns and gumdrops and licorice sunsets and fuzzy gum drops bears and chocolate covered chocolate gumdrop land... " -Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"I think my son is hiding his girlfriend Ann in the attic."
"From who? The Nazis?" - Michael and Lindsy, Arrested Development
"as Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team, I don't know." - Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
"And finally, I would like to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee. And I really feel that God is in Chillies
tonight." - Pam, The Office
"My mom gave me this 19 mill for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card. "Jesus Loves Winners". That's why I always aim to win. " - Becky Ann Leeman, Drop Dead Gorgeous
"I am so. . .frickin'. . .pissed. This is the worst day of my life. I went to go get my brows done, and I told her to make me look like Jay-Lo, and then that frickin' Russian toad made me look like. . .Liza Minellie or something, ya know?" - Tiffany Wilson, White Chicks
"Everyone is laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster." Lucille, Arrested Development
"Do what now?" - Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"So he. . .sorta flew at me like a flying squirrel?" Scully, The X Files
"My boyfriend says I stare a lot."
"Well, he's right, because you do. Now stop staring at me. And you really should blink, too. Beacuse blinking shows that you're human." - Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
"Oh for goodness sake. . .Hello Paula. How was your fire? I'm getting a divorce." -Mrs. Small, Homie Movies
"I got rid of my teeth at a young age beacuse. . .I'm straight, teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em." -Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"You must be shrooming." -Stewie, Family Guy
"That makes me feel so warm inside my hallow, tin chest." -Chandler, Friends
"Do you know what we do to keep warm in Russia?"
"I can guess, baby."
"We play chess."
"I guessed wrong." -Austen Powers
"It tastes like. . .burning!!" -Ralph, The Simpsons
"You don't need a machine to make a rainbow for rainbows are made of happy thoughts and dreams and chocolate unicorns and gumdrops and licorice sunsets and fuzzy gum drops bears and chocolate covered chocolate gumdrop land... " -Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"I think my son is hiding his girlfriend Ann in the attic."
"From who? The Nazis?" - Michael and Lindsy, Arrested Development
"as Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team, I don't know." - Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
"And finally, I would like to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee. And I really feel that God is in Chillies
tonight." - Pam, The Office
"My mom gave me this 19 mill for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I'll always remember what she put on the card. "Jesus Loves Winners". That's why I always aim to win. " - Becky Ann Leeman, Drop Dead Gorgeous
"I am so. . .frickin'. . .pissed. This is the worst day of my life. I went to go get my brows done, and I told her to make me look like Jay-Lo, and then that frickin' Russian toad made me look like. . .Liza Minellie or something, ya know?" - Tiffany Wilson, White Chicks
"Everyone is laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster." Lucille, Arrested Development
"Do what now?" - Meatwad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"So he. . .sorta flew at me like a flying squirrel?" Scully, The X Files
"My boyfriend says I stare a lot."
"Well, he's right, because you do. Now stop staring at me. And you really should blink, too. Beacuse blinking shows that you're human." - Coach McGuirk, Home Movies
"Oh for goodness sake. . .Hello Paula. How was your fire? I'm getting a divorce." -Mrs. Small, Homie Movies
"I got rid of my teeth at a young age beacuse. . .I'm straight, teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em." -Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"You must be shrooming." -Stewie, Family Guy
"That makes me feel so warm inside my hallow, tin chest." -Chandler, Friends
"Do you know what we do to keep warm in Russia?"
"I can guess, baby."
"We play chess."
"I guessed wrong." -Austen Powers
"It tastes like. . .burning!!" -Ralph, The Simpsons
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